Thursday, 25 October 2007
Cheryl Cole's bloodlust
The world of forensic science must today be cursing the misfortune that prevented Cheryl Cole from joining its ranks.
Yes, the pretty (vacant) popstrel declared that, had she not joined the 'Loud, she would have been a forensic detective. Well, obviously. Her reason? "I find it fascinating - like which way the blood is spattered and stuff."
Frankly, we've seen Cheryl interviewed, and are amazed that she can remember her own name and song lyrics, so the idea of her solving murder mysteries seems, well, a little unrealistic.
Still, she's certainly living up to her Wag status - that gave us all a good laugh and no mistake!