Monday, 22 October 2007
Jordan: who'll take her up the aisle (again, yawn)
Jordan and Peter Andre are set to renew their wedding vows in a second extravaganza of tack.
Apparently Jordan was too depressed to enjoy the ceremony last time (yeah, you and the rest of the world, love).
Seems a bit unfair that, while mere mortals have to face years of penury if they want a half-decent nuptial ceremony, the tangerine-hued twosome will of course be making a wodge of cash from walking down the aisle again for no sensible reason.
Still, have to admit I'm looking forward to it — if she can top the My Slutty Barbie Monstrosity pink dress from last time, those picture deals will be worth the money...