Wednesday, 24 October 2007
Pete wants cake — sorry, Kate
Pete Doherty has reportedly dumped his girlfriend Irina Lazareanu. He kicked her to the curb for making a nuisance of herself, apparently. Jeez, you burgling ear-botherer, it takes one to know one.
Apparently "supermodel" Irina (all models are "super" these days, it seems) was following Pete round "like a bad smell" — we hear that a bad smell also follows Pete round like a bad smell, but somehow it doesn't put the chicks off.
Anyway, he's pining for La Moss again, predictably — but will she want him now he's exchanged The Drugs for copious quantities of lard pies? The world waits with baited breath.