Monday, 26 November 2007
Russell Brand has revealed he would like an orgy with the Spice Girls.
This isn't so surprising – Russell would indulge in carnal relations with a toaster so long as it promised not to sell it's story to The Daily Star – but his standards do seem to be slipping. Not so long ago he was linked to Kate Moss, now he's going for five washed-up has beens.
He said he “wouldn’t put them in an order. I think they’re lovely." And went on to say he'd “try and sleep with all of them at once and I’m sure I’d fail miserably.”
He'd probably only fail because they can't bear to be in the same room as each other these days.
Incidentally, on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross (we're not normally in on a Friday, honest!), Brand admitted if he knew he was about to die he'd "chat up Daniel Craig".
We've heard of some lame final requests but the opportunity to chat up the most tedious Bond in history beats them all.