Thursday, 1 November 2007

The horror!

The London Lite reports that some trick-or-treating kiddies surprised Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil in their Camden home last night. After the children got over their shock at the person opening the door wearing such a realistically horrific Halloween outfit, they asked the standard question such an occasion demands.

To our surprise, Amy, in a rare fit of niceness (maybe she was stoned) smiled at them and gave them some sweets. Jesus H, though, they accepted them, and isn't that just cut-and-dried proof that kids these days are idiots? Never mind not accepting sweets off strangers, there should be a whole class at primary school devoted to not accepting sweets off Winehouse. Somewhere in Camden, a group of kids are off sick from school, shaking, itching and drinking tea to soothe an unfamiliar feeling of emptiness and paranoia...

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