Friday, 9 November 2007
I'm A Celebrity update
So here we have the definitive list of celebs heading to the jungle on Monday:
Malcolm McLaren, Cerys Matthews, Marc Bannerman, ‘J’ from Five, Gemma Atkinson, John Burton Race, Janice Dickinson, Lynne Franks, Rodney Marsh and Anna Ryder Richardson
And a few random quotes from the press release:
“I am looking forward to doing it with people who I probably don’t know..."
Admittedly we cut that quote short but he's a boring old fart and we couldn't be bothered to read any more.
“I’m looking for Tarzan. My Tarzan.”
We don't think she'll be letting Malcolm near her then, but J from Five would look quite good in a loin cloth.
“If I had to be an animal in the jungle I’d be a kangaroo, a mama kangaroo; they keep their things in their pouch.”
Too much information, love, lets move on.
“I’ve been practising on the cat, the cat’s got no balls left because I’ve been chewing on them for the last three days to practice!“
Think he might be taking this a bit seriously. Marc, IT'S ONLY A BIT OF FUN.
“Dean Gaffney said ‘Just go for it, you’ll really enjoy it.’ I trust his judgement he’s a shrewd fella, he’s a clever guy, and if he can live through his fears then so can I God dammit!”
We love Dean Gaffney as much as the next celebrity blog but trusting his judgment and calling him shrewd and clever is just wrong.
J from Five
"I’ve spent the past five or six years with like various philosophies."
Says it all really doesn't it?
“I’m just hoping I don’t do anything or you know get in bed with anybody when I’m asleep.”
We don't think Malcolm would mind to be honest.
“I’m hoping the public will see a genuine more normal side to me as opposed to my glamorous posing semi naked side."
Oh the glamour of getting your tits out in The Sun!
John Burton Race
“If I get desperate for protein and real food I’ll just kill one of the celebrities, chop them up and eat them.”
“I’ve been around the world, I’ve eaten monkey brain"
"I’m doing it for women everywhere really.”
If only they knew who you were they'd probably be very grateful.
"When things are going great in a friend's relationship I’ll always find a way to sabotage."
What a lovely chap!
Anna Ryder Richardson
“I will keep my pants on very tight all the time. Don’t care what I look like.”
"I wanted to learn how to make an igloo out of a palm tree.”
Right, I give up, this programme is going to be far too confusing.