Wednesday, 5 December 2007
The mysterious case of David Beckham and a half eaten corn cob
News reaches Celebritish that since David Beckham left New Zealand, all manner of random items supposedly used by Golden Balls himself are turning up on Ebay.
So far we've got "a half eaten corn cob, a nearly empty bottle of Coca-Cola and a single French fry."
Apart from posing a number of philosophical questions (is David's bottle nearly empty, or nearly full? Oh...as you were) what kind of a sicko would bid money for a half eaten corn cob? They stick in your teeth and they aren't even that nice.
Surprisingly – if you take into consideration the amount of utter losers populating earth – there are very few bids so far. You might even get the French fry for under a fiver. Bargain!
This reminds us of the Last time we saw Rick Waller, he was in an Aberdeen Angus Steak House and as he left we rushed to his table to find a memento, only to discover he had not only devoured his food but also the plates, cutlery and his own chair. Damn you Rick, all we wanted was a slither of your 61oz steak.