Thursday, 13 December 2007
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Born is the King of Twats
At Led Zeppelin's show earlier this week (you may have heard about it) Noel Gallagher somehow managed to get in to the VIP section and got chatting to Jimmy Page.
Noel, the rock 'n roll god that he is, was only bloody drunk!!?
Noel seems to think that during the conversation he blacked out due to drinking too much Stella (do people even drink that shite these days?) but we think he is underestimating Jimmy.
In their day, Led Zeppelin were legendary and having to put up with Noel Gallagher blabbering on about guitar solos is horrible.
We'd like to think that Jimmy got bored and slipped a few sleeping pills into Noel's 'Wife Beater' and then buggered off to find someone nice to talk to. Admittedly he might have had trouble managing that as the place was infested with the likes of Paul McCartney and Naomi Campbell.
FYI Celebritish attended a party last year where we overheard Jimmy Page bragging about shagging a certain supermodel from Croydon.