Sorry about the break in Celebrtish action over the past few days. This was down to a number of factors including Rik Waller sitting on our server, but we've finally got the insurance through and are good to go!
Good news: Jade Goody definitely can't be racist after all!
We know this because the pig-faced kebab-flasher has befriended The Prince Of Brunei.
A more cynical blog might suggest the fact the Prince stands to inherit a share of £20 billion pounds and has bought Miss Piggy a £3,000,000 diamond ring might have something to do with it, but we know the truth is that Jade will not rest until she has stamped out all of the racism, sexism and homophobia that shames our great nation.
She is an example to us all. Maybe one day we too will realise that whatever the colour of a person's skin is, whatever their sexual preference may be, whatever their face may look like, we are all human beings and should live happily together.
God bless Jade Goody.