Friday, 4 January 2008
Spice Girl sex guru
It seems as soon as you get over the indulgences of Christmas something else comes along to make you feel thoroughly sick.
Victoria Beckham has revealed she and the rest of the Spice Girls know where to go for sex advice. And where might that be?
“If we have sex problems, we go to Mel B - she is like the doctor.”
Ugh! The Spice Girls are so desperate for headlines they'll say virtually anything these days, but we do wonder what these problems might be?
Victoria: "Mel, I've got a problem. I've starved myself and had so much plastic surgery that my husband now finds me repulsive. Help me!"
Geri: "Yeah I've got a problem too, I'm such a neurotic bitch that I drive away any man who comes near me. What shall I do?"
Mel C: "And I'm not even sure who I want to shag. Apparently I used to be a lesbian but God knows what I am now?"
Poor Mel B, she's probably got enough going on with the Eddie Murphy court case without worrying about the sex-lives of the sad old desperadoes she works with.