Tuesday, 4 March 2008
Chantelle: a sterling example to women everywhere
Well, you can say a lot of things about Chantelle Houghton, she of Celebrity Big Brother 'fame', but none of those things would involve the words 'class', 'intelligence' or 'dignity'.
Pictured in a typically delightful pose in the Sun, she spills the beans on her new fella, renowned woman-beater Tony Richardson. You know, the one who left bruises all over Jennifer Ellison. What a catch. Still, you can't fault Chantelle's logic. She said:
'I like to take people on face value. He's fit. He's not in prison so it's not like he could've done anything that bad... I'm not going to waste time thinking about how I feel about it.'
At least we think she did - her words were slightly obscured by the sound of Emmeline Pankhurst spinning in her grave.
Ah well, at least he's 'fit on face value' hey? What a lucky girl...
By the way, this is Tony in all his glory - form an orderly queue ladies.